Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Town that Doesn’t Exist

Bolinas is almost just off the map. To get there you need to hang a left at an unmarked road on Highway One. Signs pointing the way have been torn down, helping to hide its location and the reclusive residents like it that way. The United States Census Bureau classifies it as a census designated place or CDP rather than an actual town, but I assure you it exists. I have been there.

The directions are precise, long and complicated. I am constantly reassured by landmarks listed in detail, “a nursery on your left” and “a fire station on your right.” I wonder if a “Tom Tom” would be as thorough. Residents have included people such as Grace Slick, Anne Lamott, Tony Serra and Frances McDormand. I turn left at the “T intersection,” and park on the “pavement under a basketball hoop,” as I am instructed to do.

Two dogs greet me with uncertainty, a wiry Jack Russell and a Weimaraner with only three legs. The hippy attorney is on the phone and none of the hippy staff is expecting my visit. With the dogs on my heels I am back on the porch waiting.

He greets me wearing a t-shirt defining the word “Greek,” a pair of cargo shorts and sandals. He has a goatee and wanders off to change his clothes “into something dressy.” I’m kicking myself for not figuring out how to keep him in his current outfit, but I chuckle when he comes back wearing a Hawaiian shirt, slacks and still sporting the same sandals.



The case he is working on is about a daughter that smothered her ill mother and claims it was a mercy killing. She copped to a manslaughter charge and got pegged to the middle tier sentence—six years. He got the term reduced to three and wants to get her off altogether. I really like his home and Bolinas makes me want to stay for a spell. I want to go downtown and maybe get some lunch, but I spent too much time photographing him and I need to get back to the City. I am hoping I can remember how.